Octopus floods Santa Monica Pier Aquarium
The cephalopod menace believes it can strike us while we’re weak. The response to this should be swift and merciless.
We should invade Atlantis at our earliest convenience.
Lobby your governmental representatives and KEEP WATCHING THE OCEANS!
Um … well, this should really be awkward for you, Mr. Giant Squid Productions. If I didn’t know better (and, I don’t), I’d think you were in on this whole apocalypse thing. Probably just to make a buck. Greedy bastard.
Still, an apocalypse is probably pretty lucrative. Though, I’d think you’d have trouble spending all that money afterward. Just a thought.
Ack! Can’t swim! Save me from the octopi!
Apparently this is a rogue agent acting on its own initiative. We must prevent a coordinated attack or we will live (or die) to regret it. Care to join me for calamari over at Jake’s?
4th!
Can’t we train it to play the complete Guthrie/Dylan songbook.
Second thoughts. Zimmerman’s guitar playing is awful, think of it four times as loud.
Should be outlawed but what a weapon.
I can solve this problem with two simple words: Tako sashimi!
You’re welcome.
Thanks!
I’ll bring the soy sauce. How many gallons?