In this webinar, we’ll look at the doom that confronts us all, as well as the many uses for flint.
ApocaTips, Webinar #1 from John Moltz on Vimeo.
In this webinar, we’ll look at the doom that confronts us all, as well as the many uses for flint.
ApocaTips, Webinar #1 from John Moltz on Vimeo.
What’s wrong with leeks, I always wear one on St. David’s Day.
Bloody hell Moltz, give us more warning before you surprise us like that, they had to use the defibrillator on me.
I am so glad I found you and your wife via twitter. I do so enjoy your humour and your take on life.
Re your, “Look out behind you!” tip…thanks for that. It made me realize that, as an elementary teacher, my flinch senses have long since dulled. My job skillsets, (and perhaps your wife can relate after having a child), makes your tip redundant since I have eyes in the back of my head.
Lianne
Lou Dobbs’ head is well-guarded.
I hear there’s Flint in Michigan, though.
Man, I’m hilarious.
Thank you for your valuable tips on surviving in a down economy. If flint is not an option, what do you think of Legos?
@Tonya Legos can be effective smaller cutting or stabbing surfaces, but they’re harder to work into larger blade surfaces such as are required for skinning some of your bigger animals or fending off hordes of angry creditors.
Very educational. But I think I’ll just stay in my bomb shelter for the duration.
I find that larger Lego pieces tend to break when scraping off flesh (the smaller ones, while sturdier, are too small to practically use). Then I get bits of Lego mixed in with the flesh. And you’re not supposed to eat Legos.
A wireless lavalier microphone could make your works of wisdom more understandable but not more intelligible.
Or more intelligible but not more understandable. It depends on the microphone.
I used to order the transcripts of Night Line for $19.95.
Will you be offering a similar and reasonably price printed edition
of this series.
Superb.
Lou Dobbs–who knew? Doughy on the outside and flinty on the inside.
Re Lego, I have a 7yo son and thus quite a bit of experience here. Making the transition to Lego Bionicles could help. The range of stabbing, scraping, flensing, ballistic, and just-plain crazy-ass tools is remarkable. Bionicle Broth has alliteration going for it, too.
It’s cold comfort (hmm, also alliterative), but in times like these, etc.
John, we in Oregon have an abundance of obsidian, which I feel is equal if not superior to flint, especially for scraping, slicing, thrusting, chopping, scraping, jabbing, carving, cutting skinning CUT! JAB! SCRAPE! CHOP! CHOP! …cut.. uh, I mean suitable for similar work.
If you need a supply for your ApocaTips clinics, I have access to a choice selection.
Glad we’ve got the Atlantic between us Ace.
“I find that larger Lego pieces tend to break when scraping off flesh (the smaller ones, while sturdier, are too small to practically use).”
Consider Lego’s Duplo line. They’re larger and thinker, but made out of the same flesh-sliceable material while retaining the necessary cohesiveness to avoid disintegration while in use. They’re also safer for the little tykes in that they are too large to be swallowed in case you accidentally leave on in the meat you just cut with it.
And by “thinker” I meant “thicker.”