I’m holding most of my plan to save the economy until I develop the infrastructure necessary to reap the benefits of the new revenue streams, but I will let you in on 4 words:
Vanity social security numbers.
I’m holding most of my plan to save the economy until I develop the infrastructure necessary to reap the benefits of the new revenue streams, but I will let you in on 4 words:
Vanity social security numbers.
First so far…
I would pay big bucks to have 123-45-6789 as mine. Then I would be able to remember it.
You have an iPhone. You don’t have to remember it.
Will somebody let me know when it it safe to come out of my bomb shelter?
Sue,
World War Two stopped in 1945, Korea is current, Gulf Wars still current. Best thing is to stay there, the European Hundred Year War lasted for 114, so come out in 2039, unless the situation changes.
I call #0.
And five. (expressed alphabetically)
Ack! I’ve got a wedding to go to next year!
Isn’t 2039 the *nix end o’ the world date? Probably better stay in the shelter a little longer for that.
My SSN already says something in ‘1337. I’m not telling what it is, other than that it’s profane.
My happy-go-lucky personality serves as my bomb shelter. Yesirree, when the bombs come down above me, they have a change of heart and decide not to explode. Instead, they join with the unicorns and fairies and dance in a circle around me. It’s a sight to behold!
Ace,
Can we loan you to Gazza?
The Palestinians and Israelis are welcome to adopt my happy-go-lucky personality (it’s open source) and turn their war-torn region into a Shangri-La of Hello-Kittendom and purple dinosaurs. The cotton-candy clouds would rain green tea upon the land, and waffles would be free.
Are you sure you are not running for President?
No, I’m running for Mayor of Croydon and Governor of Illinois.
Not as a Jobs replacement?
Wait — “All is not lost” on a site called ApocaTips? I’m getting seriously mixed messages here.