We’ll show you tips and tricks for:
- Why you might need to consider eating parts of your own body, and how to do it.
- Making friends with those who can help you most in the new economy (hobos, mutants and mole men).
- Babies: is it OK to eat them yet?
- Decorating tips for your bunker.
- Turning foreclosure into funclosure!
- Aaand then turning it back into foreclosure again as required by law.
And, much, much more! Stay tuned! We’re gonna have some fun!
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Well, not really fun, per se…
You forgot about profiting from the end of the world as we know it. This assumes that this blog is not profitable,
I’ll bring cookies! Does chocolate chip say ‘apocalypse’?
@shawk Profit is overrated as a measure of performance. The chief measure for the serious webcock is always *compensation*. There’s a difference.
@Sue Maybe chocolate chocolate chip.
You got it, Boss!
@Sue: Hmmm… apocalyptic goodness…
As long as there’s no nuts in ‘em. Remember: nuts bad, apocalypse good.