Drink an awful lot tonight, people. 2009 is going to be truly horrible, so this will probably be your last chance to enjoy yourselves. Possibly, like, forever. Seriously. We’re talking impending disaster on a Biblical level.
So, go out and have some fun! 
Like 2008 was so great?
It’s all relative, Sue.
Now that’s scary. Can I go back to bed?
Are you saying the disaster we already have is un-biblical?
Feels pretty blblical to me.
Actually, Sudo, 2009 promises to be more “Atlas Shrugged-ical” than “Biblical,” truth be told.
You mean, all the dialog wooden and all the characters moving like puppets?
Man, I’m gonna hate being a puppet.