Archive for January, 2009

Another bad sign

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

I normally don’t like linking to Mr. Mann because of his repeated mockery of the tried-and-true Internet monetization methodologies of SEO, Always Be Linking™ and goatees. But in this case I’ll make an exception and link to this recent Tumblr post of his to discuss its disturbing implications.

It’s well-known that the increased popularity of hillbilly music is a leading indicator of a coming economic mega-collapse (see: Great Depression). If this trend continues, we’ll all be up to our asses in Woody Guthrie MP3s before April. I suggest you all watch for signs of hillbilly music creeping into popular culture and resist it at all costs.

If this economy is going to turn around, we need to start listening to growth music. I suggest putting on some metal and playing it really, really loud.

Update: via Jeff Carlson on the Twitter, here’s a handy chart of metal band names. Jeff cares about this country and is part of the solution. Are you part of the solution?

ApocaTips Webinar #1

Friday, January 16th, 2009

In this webinar, we’ll look at the doom that confronts us all, as well as the many uses for flint.


ApocaTips, Webinar #1 from John Moltz on Vimeo.

All is not lost

Sunday, January 11th, 2009

I’m holding most of my plan to save the economy until I develop the infrastructure necessary to reap the benefits of the new revenue streams, but I will let you in on 4 words:

Vanity social security numbers.

Success during the doom-a-pa-looza.

Friday, January 2nd, 2009

Here’s something to think about over the weekend. A little homework… for your brain.

Recently I was lucky enough to have lunch with Guy Kawasaki and, as we ate our TGI Friday’s Cheddar Bacon Sliders, he told me the top five things you need for success in the coming economy (which will suck, by the way).

  1. Perseverance.
  2. Gumption.
  3. Stick-to-it-ivness.
  4. Creativetuity.
  5. A Leatherman.
  6. The ability to think outside the box enough to go ahead and put a sixth thing on that list of five things.

Since this is the kind of sage analysis you cannot pay for, I paid for lunch. He picked up the tip.

I mean literally. I put the tip down on the table and he picked it up as we were walking out.

I think, um, I think he didn’t think I saw him or something.

Coming in 2009!

Thursday, January 1st, 2009

We’ll show you tips and tricks for:

  • Why you might need to consider eating parts of your own body, and how to do it.
  • Making friends with those who can help you most in the new economy (hobos, mutants and mole men).
  • Babies: is it OK to eat them yet?
  • Decorating tips for your bunker.
  • Turning foreclosure into funclosure!
  • Aaand then turning it back into foreclosure again as required by law.

And, much, much more! Stay tuned! We’re gonna have some fun!

Well, not really fun, per se…