Drink an awful lot tonight, people. 2009 is going to be truly horrible, so this will probably be your last chance to enjoy yourselves. Possibly, like, forever. Seriously. We’re talking impending disaster on a Biblical level.
So, go out and have some fun! 
ALERT! As of last night, Zunes appear to be failing at an alarming rate. This might be easily written off as a predictable glitch in a product fraught with problems and bad marketing and, oh, jeez, just not being well-thought out from the git go (also, brown).
OR, it might be a canary in the coal mine, a harbinger of doom, woe, pestilence and plague.
Not that we really needed one.
STAY ALERT! If you see ANY of your household products failing – toasters, microwave ovens, French coffee presses, what have you – please post in the comments!
This site will pass along “tips” and “tricks” for how to survive the coming economic mega-collapse. Through the advice of “experts” (many of whom have years of experience in the financial services industry and now have a lot of time on their hands to pass along their advice), we’ll show you how to prosper, stay alive, and/or “sharpen the saw” during these tough times.
Which is good because a lot of simple skill sets like sawing, whittling, macrame and prostitution are really going to come back into vogue in the coming months!