ApocaTips

Here’s something to think about over the weekend. A little homework… for your brain.

Recently I was lucky enough to have lunch with Guy Kawasaki and, as we ate our TGI Friday’s Cheddar Bacon Sliders, he told me the top five things you need for success in the coming economy (which will suck, by the way).

1. Perseverance.
2. Gumption.
3. Stick-to-it-ivness.
4. Creativetuity.
5. A Leatherman.
6. The ability to think outside the box enough to go ahead and put a sixth thing on that list of five things.

Since this is the kind of sage analysis you cannot pay for, I paid for lunch. He picked up the tip.

I mean literally. I put the tip down on the table and he picked it up as we were walking out.

I think, um, I think he didn’t think I saw him or something.

We’ll show you tips and tricks for:

• Why you might need to consider eating parts of your own body, and how to do it.
• Making friends with those who can help you most in the new economy (hobos, mutants and mole men).
• Babies: is it OK to eat them yet?
• Decorating tips for your bunker.
• Turning foreclosure into funclosure!
• Aaand then turning it back into foreclosure again as required by law.

And, much, much more! Stay tuned! We’re gonna have some fun!

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Well, not really fun, per se…